NFL Monopoly?!
October 2017
mo-nop-o-ly noun
1. the exclusive possession or control of the supply or trade in a commodity or service.
I'm calling for the break-up of a giant monopoly: The National Football League (NFL). Now, the government has granted the NFL some kind of special "pass" in this area, but I think it's time to join the left and agree that it's time to end this wretched millionaire "loop-hole".
Let's break it down: if you want to watch your home town football team, you have to watch the NFL. They supply entertainment to us, the consumer. And if we don't like the product, we have no other option. Let's compare that to any other business. Say fast food, America's favorite addiction. Let's say there was only one fast food chain. We'll call it Sonic-Wendy McKing. So now there's only one source for your "soilent green" burger and shake. Now, by definition (see above), they are a monopoly.

So let's get a bipartisan agreement together and break up the evil, rich, white, racist, billionaire/millionaire (that's owners/players) monopoly as soon as possible!
Deep Keg out
Buddy Walker
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